Jessica Anthony is a hell of a writer and a lunatic and the Portland Accord would like to express their love for her by declaring an immediate and instantaneous moratorium on all activities which do not involve chaotic drinking, notwithstanding mandatory socio-biological requirements pursuant to the perpetuation of life systems (i.e. energy-production) and legalistic jargon. Jess is single-handedly causing global climate change by being so hot... and yet so cool. Her novel The Convalescent appears in June. Buy it. It will surpass even the grilled cheese + tomato sandwiches at the Tastee 29, and that is the highest form of praise.

http://www.amazon.com/Convalescent-Jessica-Anthony/dp/193478110X/